Frogs just seem to fascinate children right? That’s why they usually tell so many frog jokes as well, every parent reading this will agree i’m sure.
Kids will often be poking, screaming, and giggling as they interact with these green creatures. Keep the laughter going with these funny frog jokes for kids list below.
These jokes are appropriate for kids of all ages. Share them with your students in the classroom or with your children at the dinner table.
You can also include a joke each day with their lunch. This will give them a good midday chuckle.
Frog Jokes
1. Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
2. What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day?
Nothing!
3. What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.
4. What’s the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
5. What’s green and jumps?
A frog!! (groan!)
6. What’s green and red?
A very mad frog.
7. What’s green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
8. What’s green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
9. What’s black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
10. What’s green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
11. What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
Hop in!
12. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
13. What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
14. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
15. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
16. What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
17. What’s green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
18. What is a frog’s favorite time?
Leap Year!
19. Why did the frog wear a mask when going to the bank?
To ribbit
20. Want to hear a joke about frogs?
It is really ribbeting.
21. Where does frog keep money?
In the river bank
22. What is a frog’s favorite candy?
Loli-hops
23. What type of music do frogs listen too?
Hopera
24. What does a frog wear?
A jump suit
25. What is a frog’s favorite soda drink?
Croaka Cola
26. When you cross a frog and a dog what do you get?
A croaker Spaniel
27. Waiter, do you have frogs legs?
No! I always walk this way
28. What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger
29. What did the frog say after finishing a book?
Reddit, reddit reddit.
30. What did the bus driver say to the frog at the station?
Hop on
In Summary
We hope you have enjoyed these funny frog puns for kids. Which joke was your favorite? Who did you share it with?
Make sure you check out our frog activity ideas as well.
If you want some more joke ideas, check out our other joke categories.
- Crossing the Road
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bears
- Dinosaurs Jokes
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween
- Thanksgiving
- All Winter time Jokes: Good All Winter, Reindeer, Christmas
- Valentine
- St. Patrick’s Day
- Easter
- April Fools Day
