Valentine’s Day is a fun time of year! Often times, you can remember back when you were in elementary school, and the fun Valentine’s Day parties would bring.
Exchanging the Valentine’s cards with your classmates, devouring the heart-shaped candy. Making a Valentine’s Day craft for your parents.
You can also make Valentine’s Day memorable with these funny Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. Whether you are a teacher and want to make your students laugh, or a parent helping your kids fill out their Valentine’s Day cards, these clean jokes are sure to get the kids laughing until it hurts.
Put the question on the cover and the answer inside! Draw, paint, or decorate the Valentine card as the joke indicates.
Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
1. What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day?
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2. What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine’s Day?
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3. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
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4. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?
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5. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
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6. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
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7. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
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8. What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
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9. What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
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10. What do you call a very small valentine?
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11. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
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12. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
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13. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine’s Day?
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14. What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine’s Day?
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15. What did the buck say to the doe on Valentine’s Day?
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16. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
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17. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
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18. What did the girl sheep say to the boy sheep on Valentine’s Day?
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19. What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
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20. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
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21. What two words have a thousand letters in them?
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22. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
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23. What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
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24. What did the letter say to the stamp?
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25. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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26. What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
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27. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
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28. What is a ram’s favorite song?
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29. What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
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30. Q. What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
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31. If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
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32. Q. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
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33. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
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34. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
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35. Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
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36. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
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37. What did one light bulb say to the other?
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38. What did the flower say to the bee?
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39. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
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40. Q. Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
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41. What did the pencil say to the paper?
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42. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
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Knock-knock Valentine jokes
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
44. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?
45. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine’s Day is here!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!
48. What do you write on a slugs Valentine’s Day card?
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49. What did the volcano say to his friend?
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50. What did Frankenstein wish his partner on Valentine’s day?
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51. What did the drum say to the other drum?
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52. What did the shovel say to the sand?
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Conclusion
We hope you have enjoyed our collection of kid-friendly Valentine’s Day jokes. Did you tell the jokes to your students? Did you help your kids write them into Valentine’s Day cards?
However you decided to use them, we are sure they created some comical moments and brought smiles and laughter to others. Check out our game ideas for more Valentine’s Day fun.
Jokes menu for more joke articles:
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bears
- Dinosaurs
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
Holiday jokes
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween
- Thanksgiving
- All Winter time Jokes: Good All Winter, Reindeer, Christmas
- St. Patrick’s Day
- Easter
- April Fools Day
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