Halloween Jokes for Kids
If you are looking for some clean Halloween humor, look no further. Here you will find 55 funny Halloween jokes for kids.
You will find these jokes ideal for preschool and elementary-aged kids. Teachers can share them with their students in the classroom. Kids can share them with teachers or fellow classmates.
You will even find a lunchbox Halloween joke printout. Simply print sheet, cut them out, and send one with your child each day for lunch. This is a great way to bring a smile to your child’s face at lunchtime.
Let’s get started with these funny Halloween jokes. Simply read the question, click the answer button to reveal the joke.
1. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
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2. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
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3. What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
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4. What did the Kleenex say to the nose?
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5. What do the birds sing on Halloween?
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6. Why do mummies make good employees?
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7. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
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8. Monster#1: Can you lend an ear?
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9. How do Monsters like movie stars?
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10. What do witches put on their hair?
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11. What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
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12. What type of dog do vampires like the best?
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13. What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
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14. What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist?
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15. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
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16. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
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17. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
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18. Why don’t skeletons like parties?
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19. What’s a ghost’s favorite color?
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20. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
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21. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
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22. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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23. What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
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24. How does a witch tell time?
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25. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
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26. What do vampires do with their friends?
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27. Why was the witch suspicious of the ghosts?
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28. Why did the vampire read the New York Times?
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29. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
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30. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom?
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31. What did one ghost said to the other?
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32. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
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33. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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34. Why are graveyards so noisy?
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35. What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
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36. Who do monsters buy cookies from?
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37. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
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38. What do demons eat for breakfast?
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39. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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40. What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost?
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41. What is a witch’s favorite class?
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42. What is a ghost’s favorite meal?
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43. What do you call two witches who live together?
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44. What is in a ghost’s nose?
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45. How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
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46. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
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47. Why skeletons don’t watch scary movies?
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48. What type of exam does a vampire teacher give his students?
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49. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
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50. What do vampires take when they are sick?
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51. Why did the Zombie go to school?
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52. Why did the skeleton canceled his art showing?
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53. Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
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54. Why is the cemetery the best place to write a story?
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55. What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
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There you have it, 55 funny Halloween jokes for kids. Need some more good clean jokes for kids? Find a list of links to our other joke pages.
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