Halloween Jokes for Kids
If you are looking for some clean Halloween humor, look no further. Here you will find 25 funny Halloween jokes for kids.
You will find these jokes ideal for preschool and elementary-aged kids. Teachers can share them with their students in the classroom. Kids can share them with teachers or fellow classmates.
You will even find a lunchbox Halloween joke printout. Simply print sheet, cut them out, and send one with your child each day for lunch. This is a great way to bring a smile to your child’s face at lunchtime.
Let’s get started with these funny Halloween jokes. Simply read the question, click the answer button to reveal the joke.
1. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
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2. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
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3. What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
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4. What did the Kleenex say to the nose?
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5. What do the birds sing on Halloween?
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6. Why do mummies make good employees?
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7. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
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8. Monster#1: Can you lend an ear?
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9. How do Monsters like movie stars?
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10. What do witches put on their hair?
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11. What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
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12. What type of dog do vampires like the best?
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13. What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
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14. What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist?
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15. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
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16. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
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17. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
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18. Why don’t skeletons like parties?
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19. What’s a ghost’s favorite color?
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20. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
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21. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
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22. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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23. What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
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24. How does a witch tell time?
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25. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
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There you have it, 25 funny Halloween jokes for kids. Need some more good clean jokes for kids? Find a list of links to our other joke pages.
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