50 Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

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Halloween Jokes for Kids

If you are looking for some clean Halloween humor, look no further. Here you will find 50 funny Halloween jokes for kids.

You will find these jokes ideal for preschool and elementary-aged kids. Teachers can share them with their students in the classroom. Kids can share them with teachers or fellow classmates.

You will even find a lunchbox Halloween joke printout. Simply print sheet, cut them out, and send one with your child each day for lunch. This is a great way to bring a smile to your child’s face at lunchtime.

Let’s get started with these funny Halloween jokes. Simply read the question, click the answer button to reveal the joke.

A collection of funny halloween jokes.

1. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Answer

Boo boos

2. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
Answer

When you’re a mouse

3. What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
Answer

They boo-kle their seatbelts

4. What did the Kleenex say to the nose?
Answer

Put a little boogie in it!

5. What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Answer

Twick or tweet!

6. Why do mummies make good employees?
Answer

They get all wrapped up in their work

7. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Answer

Because people are dying to get in

8. Monster#1: Can you lend an ear?
Answer

Monster #2: Yes, but I’ll need it back

9. How do Monsters like movie stars?
Answer

Medium Rare

10. What do witches put on their hair?
Answer

Scare spray

11. What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
Answer

Wrap

12. What type of dog do vampires like the best?
Answer

Bloodhounds

13. What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
Answer

A plumpkin

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14. What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist?
Answer

He was repossessed

15. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Answer

Ghoul

16. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer

He had no guts

17. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Answer

It’s a pain in the neck

18. Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Answer

Because they have no body to dance with

19. What’s a ghost’s favorite color?
Answer

Light Boo

20. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Answer

Lazy bones

21. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Answer

Because everyone was a goblin

22. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Answer

No Body

23. What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
Answer

A chummy mummy

24. How does a witch tell time?
Answer

She looks at her witch-watch

25. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Answer

Ice Scream

26. What do vampires do with their friends?
Answer

Fang Out

27. Why was the witch suspicious of the ghosts?
Answer

She could see right through them

28. Why did the vampire read the New York Times?
Answer

He heard it had great circulation

29. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Answer

Fangs Giving

30. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom?
Answer

He had no body to go with

31. What did one ghost said to the other?
Answer

Get a life

32. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Answer

Because a dog was after his bones!

33. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Answer

Day-Scare

34. Why are graveyards so noisy?
Answer

Because of all the coffin

35. What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
Answer

A fence

36. Who do monsters buy cookies from?
Answer

Ghoul Scouts

37. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Answer

Veinilla

38. What do demons eat for breakfast?
Answer

Devilled eggs

39. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer

A necktarine

40. What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost?
Answer

Bamboo

41. What is a witch’s favorite class?
Answer

Spelling!

42. What is a ghost’s favorite meal?
Answer

Spook-ghetti

43. What do you call two witches who live together?
Answer

Broomates

44. What is in a ghost’s nose?
Answer

Boogers

45. How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
Answer

He starts coffin

46. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Answer

Tickle it’s funny bone

47. Why skeletons don’t watch scary movies?
Answer

They don’t have the guts

48. What type of exam does a vampire teacher give his students?
Answer

A blood test

49. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Answer

Prank-estein

50. What do vampires take when they are sick?
Answer

Coffin drops

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A collection of 25 funny Halloween jokes for kids. Great for kids to tell at school.

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