51 Winter Jokes for Kids

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Winter Jokes

Beat the winter blues with these funny winter jokes for kids. Maybe you’re stuck inside or unbelievably cold, there’s got to be some jokes to make light of the situation. Nothing warms the soul like some good clean humor.

You will find these jokes are fun to tell to kids. Perhaps your child enjoys telling jokes and making people laugh, you can send them to school with some of these clean winter jokes.

Below you will find 51 winter jokes for kids.

Funny Winter Jokes for Kids

Printable lunchbox winter jokes for kids.

1. Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer

In a snow bank.

2. What’s a good holiday tip?
Answer

Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

3. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Answer

A puddle!

4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer

Frosted Flakes.

5. What do you call an old snowman?
Answer

Water!

6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer

Frostbite.

7. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
Answer

Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

8. Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
Answer

Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

9. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Answer

Ice caps.

10. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Answer

Frost bite!

11. What did Frosty call his cow?
Answer

Eskimoo!

12. What do you call a Snowman on rollerblades?
Answer

A snowmobile!

13. What did the snowman order at McDonald’s?
Answer

Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

14. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
Answer

You wake up wet!

15. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
Answer

Cold cream!

16. What goes ‘oh, oh, oh’?
Answer

Santa walking backwards!

17. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Answer

Have an ice day!

18. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
Answer

A chill pill!

19. Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one said to the other ‘Can you smell carrot?’
Answer

The second replied, ‘No, but I can taste coal.’

20. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
Answer

A snowmobile!

21. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Answer

Chill-dren.

22. Where do Snowmen go to dance?
Answer

To snowballs.

23. Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
Answer

Because he wanted frozen pop!

24. How does a Snowman get to work?
Answer

By icicle.

25. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Answer

Icebergers!

A collection of snow jokes for kids.

26. What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
Answer

I.C.!

27. What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
Answer

A snowman on a zebra crossing!

28. What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
Answer

It knocked him out cold.

29. How do snowmen greet each other?
Answer

Ice to meet you!

30. How do snowmen read their e-mails?
Answer

With an icy-stare!

31. What is a Snowman’s favorite drink?
Answer

Ice Tea!

32. Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?
Answer

A Snowman.

33. Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
Answer

Because Frost bites.

34. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Answer

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

35. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
Answer

A “brrr” – “grrr”!

36. What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
Answer

The cold shoulder!

37. Who are Frosty’s parents?
Answer

Mom and Pop-Sicle!

38. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Answer

Aunt Artica!

39. What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Answer

Snowflakes!

40. What else does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Answer

Frosted Flakes!

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41. Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
Answer

Snowballs!

42. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Answer

Frosty the Dough-man!

43. What does Frosty call ice?
Answer

Skid stuff!

44. What kind of cake does Frosty like?
Answer

The kind with lots of frosting!

45. What kind of cake does Frosty like?
Answer

One with icing

46. What’s a good holiday tip?
Answer

Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

47. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
Answer

They wear snow caps.

48. How do you call an Eskimo cow?
Answer

An Eskimoo!

49. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Answer

Lost!

50. What’s ice?
Answer
Skid stuff!

51. *Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Conclusion

There you have it, 51 funny winter jokes for kids. We hope you have found these clean jokes to be funny and we hope you got a few chuckles after your delivery. Hungry for more joke ideas? Check out our other jokes below.

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