If you’re looking for general sport jokes for kids, this is a great post with sections containing various jokes and puns. There is no specific order for the jokes, and they are just randomly written. So you can browse the list below and use the ones you like.
Baseball jokes
What does baseball have in common with pancakes?
They both rely on the batter
What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
A throw rug.
What did the baseball player do when the coach said to steal second?
He stole the base and went home.
Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
New Jersey.
Where should a baseball player never wear red?
In the bull pen
What do baseball players eat on?
Home plates
Why don’t baseball players join unions?
Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes
Why are baseball players so rich?
Because they play on diamonds
When should baseball players wear armor?
When they play knight games
Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?
From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.
Why did the baseball team hire a cook?
They needed a good batter.
Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?
They both have foul mouths
Why is it bad to play basketball with a pig?
Because it will always hog the ball
What would you get if you crossed a basketball with a newborn snake?
A bouncing baby boa.
Where does a bat go to get clean?
The Bat Tub
Why was the baseball player at the store?
For a sales pitch.
How did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it
Football jokes
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer
Which insect didn’t play well in goal?
The fumble bee
When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team’s kipper
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to go cheep
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs
Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?
Because there is no atmosphere
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can’t jump
Why did the football player hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music
What tea do football players drink?
PenalTEA
Where do footballers dance?
At a footBALL
What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive scored
What are Brazilian fans called?
Brazil nuts
What lights up a football stadium?
A football match
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
Cornflakes
How do hens encourage their football teams?
They egg them on
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket games
Why did the chicken get sent off?
For persistent fowl play
Various sport jokes
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire
What is a tennis player’s favorite city?
Volley wood
How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run
What is a runner’s favorite subject in school?
Jog-raphy
Who won the race between two balls of string?
They we’re tied
Where do religious school children practice sports?
in the prayground
Tennis jokes
How many tennis players you need to change a light bulb?
0 Because they always say ” What do you mean it was out?! It was in!
Where do ghosts play tennis?
On a tennis corpse
Why the tennis player charged the net?
She ran out of cash
What is the most depressing thing about tennis?
You will never be as good as a wall
What time does Andy Murray usually go to bed?
Tennish
How long does a British tennis last?
When it’s Wimbel-done
Why is it good to stand on the service line?
Because you can order ice cream
Jokes menu
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bears
- Dinosaurs
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
Holiday jokes
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween
- Thanksgiving
- All Winter time Jokes: Good All Winter, Reindeer, Christmas
- Valentine
- St. Patrick’s Day
- Easter
- April Fools Day
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