36 Funny Cross the Road Jokes for Kids

A collection of 36 funny cross the road jokes. Including the classic why did the chicken cross the road joke. Find out why the skeleton crossed the road and many more variations of the popular joke.

Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday!

How did the egg cross the road?
Scrambled!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck on the chicken’s foot!

Why did the monster truck drive on the side walk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the Chicken!

Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because his brother was at KFC!

Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done!

Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road?
Because his mummy was not there!

Why did the bear cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn’t a chicken!

Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road?
Because he was a road hog!

Simple Simon: How do I get to the hospital quickly?
Smart Alec: Stand in the middle of the road.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!

Why did the man with no hands cross the road?
To get to the Second Hand shop!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had to go to the Body Shop!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!

What do you call a guy who jumps in a mud puddle, then crosses the road twice?
A dirty double crosser!

Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on!

Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go the MOO-vies!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet

Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go the MOO-vies!

Why did the dog cross the road?
To fetch the bone you just threw over there

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock knock on the door, go into a bar, and change the lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, let the chicken mind its own business

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because chickens are really really silly

Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side

Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you putting out the garbage

Why did the sheep cross the road?
She had an appointment with the Baa-Baa shop to get a haircut

Why did the adolescence chicken cross the road?
Because all his friends were doing it…

Why did the hippo cross the road?
To visit his friend the chicken

How did the dead chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket!

Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken!

Why did the fox cross the road?
It heard about the chicken.

There you have it, 36 cross the road jokes for kids. I hope you have found this collection of jokes fun and entertaining. These jokes are clean and school appropriate, so you can share them wherever.

Cross the Road Jokes Infographic

A Pinterest image with 8 different jokes and animations on it. The jokes can be found in the post. The heading text reads Cross the road jokes for kids.

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