25 Funny Food Jokes Appropriate for Kids

Kids tend to love food and love laughing. How about we combine the two together. Let’s take a look at these food jokes for kids.

A great time to drop these food-themed funnies to the kids is in the classroom, in the kitchen, or in any setting where food is involved.

If your kid has a knack for making people laugh, try sending these jokes in their lunchbox. When they are at the table eating with their friends, they can tell them a food joke to get a chuckle.

Food jokes list

A food joke "What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?"

1. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

A food joke "Why did the student eat his homework?"

2. Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

A funny food themed joke.

3. What did the hungry computer eat?

Chips, one byte at a time.

A kid appropriate food joke.

4. Why do fish avoid the computer?

So they don’t get caught in the Internet.

5. What did the cannibal order for take-out?

Pizza with everyone on it.

6. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the cheesecake.

7. I trained my dog not to beg at the table.
How did you do that?
I let him taste my cooking.

8. What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich?

Launch meat.

What do cats call mice on skateboards?

9. What do cats call mice on skateboards?

“Meals on Wheels.”

10. Why do you eat so fast?

I want to eat as much as possible before losing my appetite.

11. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Close the door, I’m dressing!

12. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells.

13. Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie?
Jill: What’s Egyptian pie?
Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.

14. The customer asked: “Do you serve crabs here?”

“Yes sir,” replied the waiter. “We’ll serve just about anybody.”

15. What starts with “T” ends with “T” and is filled with “T”?

A teapot.

16. What is a carrot detective most famous for?

For getting to the root of the case

17. What did the baby corn say to its mom?

Where’s my popcorn

18. What class in school is the fruitiest?

History – Because it’s full of dates

19. What candy do you eat during school recess?

Recess Pieces

20. What kind of reviews did the new diner on the moon got?

The food is good but there is no atmosphere

21. What do you get when you mix a snake and a pie?

A pie-thon

22. What is your laptop favorite snack?

Computer Chips

23. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?


24. Why did a random man started eating inside a bank?

He wanted to eat rich food

25. How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it downhill


There you have it, a collection of 25 funny food jokes for kids. Don’t forget, these jokes will do just about anywhere but they will have a better delivery in a food setting.

Tell them with your children as they are helping cook or while you are at sitting down to a nice meal to eat.

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