Food Jokes
Kids tend to love food and love laughing. How about we combine the two together. Let’s take a look at these food jokes for kids.
A great time to drop these food-themed funnies to the kids is in the classroom, in the kitchen, or in any setting where food is involved.
If your kid has a knack for making people laugh, try sending these jokes in their lunchbox. When they are at the table eating with their friends, they can tell them a food joke to get a chuckle.
1. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
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2. Why did the student eat his homework?
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3. What did the hungry computer eat?
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4. Why do fish avoid the computer?
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5. What did the cannibal order for take-out?
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6. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
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7. I trained my dog not to beg at the table.
How did you do that?
I let him taste my cooking.
8. What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich?
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9. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
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10. Why do you eat so fast?
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11. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
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12. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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13. Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie?
Jill: What’s Egyptian pie?
Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.
14. The customer asked: “Do you serve crabs here?”
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15. What starts with “T” ends with “T” and is filled with “T”?
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Conclusion
There you have it, a collection of 15 funny food jokes for kids. Don’t forget, these jokes will do just about anywhere but they will have a better delivery in a food setting.
Tell them with your children as they are helping cook or while you are at sitting down to a nice meal to eat.
JOKE MENU…
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bears
- Dinosaurs
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
HOLIDAY JOKES
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween
- Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
- All Winter time Jokes: Good All Winter, Reindeer, Christmas
- Valentine
- St. Patrick’s Day
- Easter
- April Fools Day
