15 Funny Food Themed Jokes Appropriate for Kids

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Food Jokes

Kids tend to love food and love laughing. How about we combine the two together. Let’s take a look at these food jokes for kids.

A great time to drop these food-themed funnies to the kids is in the classroom, in the kitchen, or in any setting where food is involved.

If your kid has a knack for making people laugh, try sending these jokes in their lunchbox. When they are at the table eating with their friends, they can tell them a food joke to get a chuckle.

A food joke "What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?"

1. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
Answer

A box of quackers.

A food joke "Why did the student eat his homework?"

2. Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

A funny food themed joke.

3. What did the hungry computer eat?
Answer

Chips, one byte at a time.

A kid appropriate food joke.

4. Why do fish avoid the computer?
Answer

So they don’t get caught in the Internet.

5. What did the cannibal order for take-out?
Answer

Pizza with everyone on it.

6. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Answer

Footprints in the cheesecake.

7. I trained my dog not to beg at the table.
How did you do that?
I let him taste my cooking.

8. What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich?
Answer

Launch meat.

What do cats call mice on skateboards?

9. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
Answer

“Meals on Wheels.”

10. Why do you eat so fast?
Answer

I want to eat as much as possible before losing my appetite.

11. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Answer

Close the door, I’m dressing!

12. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer

Between us, something smells.

13. Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie?
Jill: What’s Egyptian pie?
Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.

14. The customer asked: “Do you serve crabs here?”
Answer

“Yes sir,” replied the waiter. “We’ll serve just about anybody.”

15. What starts with “T” ends with “T” and is filled with “T”?
Answer

A teapot.

Conclusion

There you have it, a collection of 15 funny food jokes for kids. Don’t forget, these jokes will do just about anywhere but they will have a better delivery in a food setting.

Tell them with your children as they are helping cook or while you are at sitting down to a nice meal to eat.

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