Thanksgiving Jokes
Thanksgiving is a time where family and friends get together to celebrate and give thanks. If you are looking to lighten the mood and get people laughing, try some of these Thanksgiving jokes for kids.
These Thanksgiving themed jokes are great for the holiday and are kid-appropriate. Whether you are a Grandpa looking to get the grandkids laughing, or a parent looking to give your child some jokes to tell at school, you’ve come to the right place.
Below you will find a collection of 60 funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids and adults alike.
You notice there are quite a few turkey jokes as turkeys tend to be an essential party of the traditional Thanksgiving holiday.
Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
1. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
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2. Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
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3. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
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4. Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
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5. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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6. What do you call a dumb gobbler?
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7. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
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8. What has feathers and webbed feet?
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9. What key has legs and can’t open doors?
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10. What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
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11. What kind of vegetable would you like on thanksgiving?
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12. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
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13. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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14. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
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15. How can you make a turkey float?
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16. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
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17. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
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18. What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
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19. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
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20. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
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21. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
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22. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
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23. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
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24. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
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25. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
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26. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
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27. Where did the first corn come from?
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28. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
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29. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
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30. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
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31. Why did the turkey cross the road?
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32. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
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33. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
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34. If they took Thanksgiving Day off the calendar, what would you have?
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35. Why is Thanksgiving Day such a beloved holiday for millions of people?
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36. Why is the turkey the featured entree of a Thanksgiving dinner?
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37. Teacher: Okay class, how much is 15+15?
Johnny: That’s easy, it is 15.
Teacher: No, Johnny. that’s wrong, why did you give that answer?
Johnny: Well, it’s after Thanksgiving, and everything is marked down, so I took half
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38. How can you make a turkey disappear fast?
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39. Why did Johnny come to school late on the day after Thanksgiving?
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40. When is the best time to eat a turkey?
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41. Who gets full quicker during Thanksgiving dinner?
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42. What happens if there is no turkey at the Thanksgiving table?
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43. Why did the turkey pack his gear, and leave the farm?
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44. Why do turkeys gobble?
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45. When can a turkey be entertaining?
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46. Do turkeys ever make wishes?
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47. Why were turkeys parading down the middle of main street dancing?
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48. What did the mother turkey say to the younger turkey?
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49. If a turkey spent all night basking is a pool of fragrant oils, what would he be the next morning?
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50. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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51. How many turkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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52. Mom asked little Johnny what was his favorite part of the turkey.
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53. What are turkeys mostly thankful for at Thanksgiving?
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54. What are vegetarians thankful for at Thanksgiving?
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55. Why would a turkey make a good band member?
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56. What would the turkey suggest families eat at Thanksgiving?
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57. Why do turkeys get nervous?
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58. Why do turkeys love rainy days?
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59. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Arthur, Arthur who?
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60. What’s the best song to listen to while cooking a turkey?
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Conclusion
We hope you have found these Thanksgiving jokes funny and entertaining. How did you use them? Did you tell them to a family member? Or did you give them to your child to tell at school?
JOKE MENU…
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bears
- Dinosaurs
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
HOLIDAY JOKES
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween
- All Winter time Jokes: Good All Winter, Reindeer, Christmas
- Valentine
- St. Patrick’s Day
- Easter
- April Fools Day
There you have it, 60 funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids. Make sure you check out our fun Thanksgiving games and activities as well.