Dinosaurs might be extinct, but these jokes will live on forever.
Dinosaurs jokes for kids are a great way to have students both learn about the extinct animals and have a good laugh. If you’re wondering what is so funny about a tyrannosaurus rex, as we all know, they look pretty scary, at least in the movies, but we assure you there are plenty of jokes that you will love. I know I did.
They are great for the classroom and can be printed out and sent with your kid’s lunch. Take a browse through these dinosaur puns and jokes for kids.
101 Dinosaur Jokes for kids
1. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
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2. What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
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3. Which dinosaur slept all day?
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4. Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
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5. What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
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6. What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
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7. John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
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8. What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
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9. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
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10. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
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11. What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
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12. What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
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13. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
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14. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
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15. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
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16. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
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17. What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
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18. What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?
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19. Did the dinosaur take a bath?
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20. What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
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21. Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
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22. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
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23. Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
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24. What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
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25. Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
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26. Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
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27. Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
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28. When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
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29. Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?
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30. What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
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31. What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
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32. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
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33. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
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34. What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
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35. Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
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36. What was T. rex’s favorite number?
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37. What made the dinosaur’s car stop?
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38. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
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39. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
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40. Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
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41. Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
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42. Where did Velociraptor buy things?
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43. What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?
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44. How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?
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45. Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
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46. Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?
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47. How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
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48. How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
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49. Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
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50. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
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51. Describe a dinosaur egg in one word?
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52. What do you call a anxious dino?
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53. What do you call a loud dinosaur who makes a lot of noise when he sleeps?
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54. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
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55. What dinosaur has the worst vision?
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56. Why do dinosaurs are so angry?
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57. What did the cave man said when sliding down a dinosaur neck?
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58. What happened when a dinosaur walked through a cornfield?
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59. What is the middle of dinosaur?
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60. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a glove?
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61. Why did the dinosaur get a bad grade on his history test?
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62. What do you call a group of dinosaurs singing together?
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63. What do you call a dinosaur with a vocabulary of millions of words?
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64. Why did the Pteranodon go to the dentist?
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65. What do you call a musical dinosaur?
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66. How do you know a dinosaur is telling a lie?
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67. What do you call a dinosaur who wins at everything?
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68. Why did the Stegosaurus cross the playground?
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69. What do you call a lazy dinosaur?
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70. Why did the T-Rex get detention?
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71. What do you call a dinosaur who breaks the law?
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72. Why did the dinosaur wear a raincoat?
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73. What do you call a dinosaur chef?
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74. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to dance?
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75. Why couldn’t the dinosaur play the piano?
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76. What do you call a dinosaur who is always late?
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77. What do you call a dinosaur who is afraid of heights?
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78. Why did the dinosaur need glasses?
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79. What do you call a dinosaur who is always losing things?
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80. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to read?
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81. What did the dinosaur say when he bumped into a friend?
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82. What do you call a dinosaur who is bad at keeping secrets?
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83. Why did the velociraptor go to school?
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84. What do you call a dinosaur who lives in a library?
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85. What do you call a dinosaur who is the life of the party?
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86. Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
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87. What is a dinosaur’s favorite board game?
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88. What do you call a dinosaur who is always learning new things?
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89. Why did the triceratops go to the optician?
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90. What do you call a dinosaur who’s really good at juggling?
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91. Why did the pteranodon get detention?
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92. What do you call a dinosaur who loves telling stories?
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93. Why did the T-Rex get kicked off the soccer team?
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94. What do you call a dinosaur who’s always cold?
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95. What do you call a dinosaur who loves taking pictures?
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96. Why did the dinosaur go to the gym?
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97. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to garden?
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98. What do you call a dinosaur who can’t stop singing?
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99. Why did the dinosaur get lost in the museum?
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100. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to paint?
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101. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to solve mysteries?
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102. Why did the dinosaur wear a hat?
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103. What do you call a dinosaur who works in construction?
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104. What do you call a dinosaur who whispers all the time?
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105. Why did the dinosaur cross the internet?
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Conclusion
Did you enjoy these dinosaur jokes for children? Did you like the “why did the dinosaur cross the road” jokes the most?
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