What could be funny about a tyrannosaurus rex? After all, you’ve seen the movie, Jurassic Park. Just because they can be scary doesn’t mean there isn’t humor to be had. In fact, these 50 dinosaur jokes for kids are sure to envoke laughter.
They are great for the classroom and can be printed out and sent with your kid’s lunch. Take a browse through these dinosaur puns and jokes for kids.
Dinosaur Jokes
1. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
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2. What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
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3. Which dinosaur slept all day?
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4. Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
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5. What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
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6. What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
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7. John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
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8. What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
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9. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
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10. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
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11. What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
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12. What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
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13. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
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14. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
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15. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
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16. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
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17. What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
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18. What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?
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19. Did the dinosaur take a bath?
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20. What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
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21. Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
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22. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
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23. Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
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24. What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
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25. Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
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26. Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
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27. Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
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28. When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
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29. Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?
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30. What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
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31. What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
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32. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
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33. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
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34. What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
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35. Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
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36. What was T. rex’s favorite number?
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37. What made the dinosaur’s car stop?
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38. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
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39. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
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40. Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
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41. Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
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42. Where did Velociraptor buy things?
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43. What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?
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44. How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?
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45. Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
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46. Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?
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47. How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
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48. How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
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49. Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
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50. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
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Conclusion
Did you enjoy these dinosaur jokes for kids? Did you like the “why did the dinosaur cross the road” jokes?
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