50 Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

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What could be funny about a tyrannosaurus rex? After all, you’ve seen the movie, Jurassic Park. Just because they can be scary doesn’t mean there isn’t humor to be had. In fact, these 50 dinosaur jokes for kids are sure to envoke laughter.

They are great for the classroom and can be printed out and sent with your kid’s lunch. Take a browse through these dinosaur puns and jokes for kids.

Dinosaur Jokes

what do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars joke

1.  What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

2.  What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?

Answer

Baby dinosaurs!

3.  Which dinosaur slept all day?

Answer

The dino-snore!

4.  Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.

Answer

Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!

5.  What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

Answer

Out of the way!

6.  What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

Answer

I’msosaurus

7.  John: I lost my pet dinosaur.

Ron: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?

Answer

John: What good would that do, she can’t read!

8.  What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?

Answer

Eileen (I lean)!

9.  What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Answer

Find somewhere else to sleep!

10.  What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?

Answer

A Bronco-saurus!

what do you get when a dinosaur talks and talks joke

11.  What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

Answer

A dinobore!

12.  What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?

Answer

Rep. Tile!

13.  What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer

Two dinosaurs!

14.  What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Answer

Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

15.  What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Answer

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

why did the dinosaur cross the road joke

16.  Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Answer

It was the chicken’s day off.

17.  What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?

Answer

Hello, hello!

18.  What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?

Answer

Cheer him up!

19.  Did the dinosaur take a bath?

Answer

Why, is there one missing?

20.  What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?

Answer

Long distance!

21.  Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?

Answer

That depends on how fast you carry it!

22.  What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

Answer

DINOMITE!

23.  Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

Answer

Any kind! A house can’t jump!

24.  What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?

Answer

Anything she wants!

25.  Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?

Answer

So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

why are the old dinosaur bones in the museum joke

26.  Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Answer

Because they can’t afford new ones!

27.  Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?

Answer

Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!

28.  When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

Answer

When it’s not raining!

29.  Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?

Answer

In the dark!

30.  What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?

Answer

Her shadow!

what do you call a dinosaur that never wants to work joke

31.  What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?

Answer

Lazy bones!

32.  What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Answer

Jurassic Pork!

33.  How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?

Answer

Look for footprints in the pizza!

34.  What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?

Answer

She had to bring it back!

35.  Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?

Answer

Because there was something fishy about it!

what's t-rex's favorite number joke

36.  What was T. rex’s favorite number?

Answer

Eight! (ate).

37.  What made the dinosaur’s car stop?

Answer

A flat Tire-annosaurus!

38.  What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?

Answer

A dino-saw!

39.  Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?

Answer

A dino-sewer!

40.  Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?

Answer

Tricera-cops!

why did the dinosaurs go extinct joke

41.  Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Answer

Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

42.  Where did Velociraptor buy things?

Answer

At a dino-store!

43.  What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?

Answer

A dino-see-saur!

44.  How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?

Answer

As fur as you can get!

45.  Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

Answer

Because they don’t know how to cook!

why did the dinosaurs get in bed joke

46.  Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?

Answer

Because he was tired!

47.  How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?

Answer

One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

48.  How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator?

Answer

The door won’t close!

49.  Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?

Answer

To the dino-shore!

50.  What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Answer

A dinoSNORE

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