105 Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

Dinosaurs might be extinct, but these jokes will live on forever.

Dinosaurs jokes for kids are a great way to have students both learn about the extinct animals and have a good laugh. If you’re wondering what is so funny about a tyrannosaurus rex, as we all know, they look pretty scary, at least in the movies, but we assure you there are plenty of jokes that you will love. I know I did.

They are great for the classroom and can be printed out and sent with your kid’s lunch. Take a browse through these dinosaur puns and jokes for kids.

101 Dinosaur Jokes for kids

what do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars joke

1. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

2. What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?

Answer

Baby dinosaurs!

3. Which dinosaur slept all day?

Answer

The dino-snore!

4. Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.

Answer

Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!

5. What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

Answer

Out of the way!

6. What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

Answer

I’msosaurus

7. John: I lost my pet dinosaur.

Ron: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?

Answer

John: What good would that do, she can’t read!

8. What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?

Answer

Eileen (I lean)!

9. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Answer

Find somewhere else to sleep!

10. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?

Answer

A Bronco-saurus!

what do you get when a dinosaur talks and talks joke

11. What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

Answer

A dinobore!

12. What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?

Answer

Rep. Tile!

13. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer

Two dinosaurs!

14. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Answer

Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

15. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Answer

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

why did the dinosaur cross the road joke

16. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Answer

It was the chicken’s day off.

17. What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?

Answer

Hello, hello!

18. What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?

Answer

Cheer him up!

19. Did the dinosaur take a bath?

Answer

Why, is there one missing?

20. What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?

Answer

Long distance!

21. Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?

Answer

That depends on how fast you carry it!

22. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

Answer

DINOMITE!

23. Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

Answer

Any kind! A house can’t jump!

24. What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?

Answer

Anything she wants!

25. Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?

Answer

So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

why are the old dinosaur bones in the museum joke

26. Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Answer

Because they can’t afford new ones!

27. Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?

Answer

Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!

28. When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

Answer

When it’s not raining!

29. Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?

Answer

In the dark!

30. What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?

Answer

Her shadow!

what do you call a dinosaur that never wants to work joke

31. What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?

Answer

Lazy bones!

32. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Answer

Jurassic Pork!

33. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?

Answer

Look for footprints in the pizza!

34. What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?

Answer

She had to bring it back!

35. Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?

Answer

Because there was something fishy about it!

what's t-rex's favorite number joke

36. What was T. rex’s favorite number?

Answer

Eight! (ate).

37. What made the dinosaur’s car stop?

Answer

A flat Tire-annosaurus!

38. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?

Answer

A dino-saw!

39. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?

Answer

A dino-sewer!

40. Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?

Answer

Tricera-cops!

why did the dinosaurs go extinct joke

41. Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Answer

Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

42. Where did Velociraptor buy things?

Answer

At a dino-store!

43. What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?

Answer

A dino-see-saur!

44. How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?

Answer

As fur as you can get!

45. Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

Answer

Because they don’t know how to cook!

why did the dinosaurs get in bed joke

46. Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?

Answer

Because he was tired!

47. How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?

Answer

One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

48. How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator?

Answer

The door won’t close!

49. Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?

Answer

To the dino-shore!

50. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Answer

A dinoSNORE

51. Describe a dinosaur egg in one word?

Answer

Egg stink!

52. What do you call a anxious dino?

Answer

A nervous-rex

53. What do you call a loud dinosaur who makes a lot of noise when he sleeps?

Answer

A Tyranno-snorus!

54. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?

Answer

Lazy bones!

55. What dinosaur has the worst vision?

Answer

Tyrannosaurus spaces!

56. Why do dinosaurs are so angry?

Answer

Because their hands are too short

57. What did the cave man said when sliding down a dinosaur neck?

Answer

So-long

58. What happened when a dinosaur walked through a cornfield?

Answer

He made creamed corn

59. What is the middle of dinosaur?

Answer

The letter S

60. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a glove?

Answer

I have no idea, but for sure don’t stick your hand in it!

61. Why did the dinosaur get a bad grade on his history test?

Answer

He couldn’t remember anything from the Mesozoic Era!

62. What do you call a group of dinosaurs singing together?

Answer

A tyranno-chorus!

63. What do you call a dinosaur with a vocabulary of millions of words?

Answer

A thesaurus!

64. Why did the Pteranodon go to the dentist?

Answer

To get a tooth fairy!

65. What do you call a musical dinosaur?

Answer

A bronto-saurus Rex!

66. How do you know a dinosaur is telling a lie?

Answer

His lips aren’t moving!

67. What do you call a dinosaur who wins at everything?

Answer

A dino-sore winner!

68. Why did the Stegosaurus cross the playground?

Answer

To get to the other slide!

69. What do you call a lazy dinosaur?

Answer

A couch potato-saurus!

70. Why did the T-Rex get detention?

Answer

He was caught using his phone during dino-saur time!

71. What do you call a dinosaur who breaks the law?

Answer

A tricera-tops cop fugitive!

72. Why did the dinosaur wear a raincoat?

Answer

He was afraid of a meteo-shower!

73. What do you call a dinosaur chef?

Answer

A dino-mite cook!

74. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to dance?

Answer

A dino-saur-us Rex!

75. Why couldn’t the dinosaur play the piano?

Answer

He had tiny hands and big feet!

76. What do you call a dinosaur who is always late?

Answer

A pro-crastin-o-saurus!

77. What do you call a dinosaur who is afraid of heights?

Answer

A scaredy-lo-saurus!

78. Why did the dinosaur need glasses?

Answer

Because he couldn’t see very well in the Jurassic period!

79. What do you call a dinosaur who is always losing things?

Answer

A forget-a-saurus!

80. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to read?

Answer

A well-read stego-saurus!

81. What did the dinosaur say when he bumped into a friend?

Answer

“Tyrannosaurus Rexcellent to see you!”

82. What do you call a dinosaur who is bad at keeping secrets?

Answer

A blabber-saurus rex.

83. Why did the velociraptor go to school?

Answer

To learn how to be more rapt-ive in class.

84. What do you call a dinosaur who lives in a library?

Answer

A bookshelf brontosaurus.

85. What do you call a dinosaur who is the life of the party?

Answer

A dino-mite social butterfly.

86. Why did the paleontologist cross the road?

Answer

To get to the other side… and dig up some fossils!

87. What is a dinosaur’s favorite board game?

Answer

Dino-saur-opoly!

88. What do you call a dinosaur who is always learning new things?

Answer

A curious-saurus.

89. Why did the triceratops go to the optician?

Answer

He needed a new horn-rimmed prescription.

90. What do you call a dinosaur who’s really good at juggling?

Answer

A juggle-saurus Rex!

91. Why did the pteranodon get detention?

Answer

He was caught pteranodon the class clown!

92. What do you call a dinosaur who loves telling stories?

Answer

A dino-saurus storyteller.

93. Why did the T-Rex get kicked off the soccer team?

Answer

He kept using his tail as a weapon!

94. What do you call a dinosaur who’s always cold?

Answer

A shiver-saurus.

95. What do you call a dinosaur who loves taking pictures?

Answer

A snap-saur-us.

96. Why did the dinosaur go to the gym?

Answer

To get swole-o-saur-us!

97. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to garden?

Answer

A green thumb-a-saurus.

98. What do you call a dinosaur who can’t stop singing?

Answer

A dino-karaoke.

99. Why did the dinosaur get lost in the museum?

Answer

He couldn’t find the exit in the Jurassic exhibit.

100. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to paint?

Answer

A dino-da Vinci

101. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to solve mysteries?

Answer

A Sherlock Steggo-saur

102. Why did the dinosaur wear a hat?

Answer

To keep his head warm in the Cretaceous period!

103. What do you call a dinosaur who works in construction?

Answer

A dino-dozer.

104. What do you call a dinosaur who whispers all the time?

Answer

A hush-a-saurus Rex.

105. Why did the dinosaur cross the internet?

Answer

To get to the other website!

Conclusion

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