St. Patrick’s day jokes are a great activity to include as part of the Irish Holiday celebration.
You can pass out one of these clean St. Patty’s Day joke per child and have each one read their joke aloud, or you can you pick and choose your favorite and read them to the kids.
Below you will find a compilation of our best St Patrick’s Day and leprechaun jokes. We hope you enjoy!
15 Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids
1. Why did the man cross the road?
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2. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
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3. What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
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4. What is out in the yard all summer and is Irish?
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5. Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
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6. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
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7. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
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8. What is Barney’s favorite thing on St. Patrick’s day?
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9. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
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10. How did the Irish Jig get started?
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11. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
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12. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
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13. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
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14. Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
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15. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
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Conclusion
We hope you have enjoyed these St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids. Did you use them in the classroom? Did you slide some inside your kid’s lunchbox so they could get a chuckle at the table?
For more funny holiday jokes, check out our list below.
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- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bears
- Dinosaurs
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
HOLIDAY JOKES
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween
- Thanksgiving
- All Winter time Jokes: Good All Winter, Reindeer, Christmas
- Valentine
- Easter
- April Fools Day
