Christmas Jokes
Christmas is a great time of year, filled with family, friends, and likely some good food. If you are looking to incorporate some humor into your holiday season, try some of these funny Christmas jokes.
These Christmas themed jokes are great to tell at family Christmas parties and are kid-appropriate. Whether you are looking to tell jokes to kids or are looking to equip your child with some jokes to tell at school, we’ve got you covered.
Below you will find a list of 34 Christmas jokes for kids (adults as well). You will even find Santa Claus jokes as he is a staple of Christmas.
Christmas Jokes for Kids
1. What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
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2. What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?
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3. Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
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4. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
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5. Where do mistletoes go to become famous?
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6. What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time?
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7. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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8. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?
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9. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
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10. What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
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11. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
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12. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
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13. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
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14. What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
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15. Mom, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
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16. What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
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17. Why does Santa have three gardens?
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18. Why is it so cold at Christmas?
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19. What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
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20. What do wild animals sing at Christmas time?
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21. Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
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22. What is the best key to get at Christmas?
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23. We had grandma for Christmas dinner.
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24. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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25. What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
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26. What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
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27. Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?
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CHRISTMAS KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES
28. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
29. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!
30. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull…!
31. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!
32. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
33. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!
34. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas
Be sure to also check out CHRISTMAS TONGUE TWISTERS!
Conclusion
We hope you have found these Christmas jokes funny and entertaining. Did you get some chuckles from the people you told them to? Did you tell them to a family member or did you give them to your child to tell at school?
Wishing you the best this Christmas season. Check out these other funny joke categories.
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bear Jokes
- Dinosaurs Jokes
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
HOLIDAY JOKES
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween Jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes
- Valentine Jokes
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- April Fools Day Jokes