In need of some clean Easter jokes for kids? We have a list of 33 Easter jokes and puns that will have you laughing out loud. These jokes are good for telling children or for children to tell to others. Clean humor is a great way to lighten the mood and brighten peoples day.
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day!
Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A. It might crack up!
Q. What did one colored egg say to the other?
A. Heard any good yolks lately?
Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A. Only one because after that, it’s not empty!
Q. What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A. Jelly beans!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer!
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Lots of eggs-ercise!
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A. They lived hoppily ever after!
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken.
Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A: He begins with 24 carrots.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A: A harenet.
Easter Bunny Jokes for Kids
Enjoy these funny easter bunny puns and jokes. They are sure to get a chuckle.
Q. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Q. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has four rabbits’ feet.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny.
Q: When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny?
A: When he’s wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.
Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn’t have the hare fare.
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance?
A: At the basketball.
There you have it, 33 Easter jokes including some funny Easter bunny jokes. What’d you think? Did it get you to laugh out loud? In need of some more clean jokes? Check out the list before for some good child appropriate humor.
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- All Winter time Jokes: Good All Winter, Reindeer, Christmas
- St. Patrick’s Day
- April Fools Day