45 Funny Cow Jokes for Kids

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Cow Jokes for Kids

Does your family enjoy having fun and laughing together? Do they enjoy telling jokes until you’ve heard the same ones over and over again? Well, guess what? We have just what you need right here in one place. A list made for your family consisting of 45 funny cow jokes for kids to keep everyone entertained in any situation.

These jokes will win your kids over when you start throwing them out there, and before it’s over, the belly laughs will be heard all over the place. Consider using these jokes when you’re on a long road trip, you know after all the road trip games have gotten old. Maybe you might want to use them at a farm-themed birthday party, or even at the dinner table, but no matter when you want to use them, they will be a hit with everyone in the family. 

So, go ahead and try them out, we’re sure you won’t be disappointed!

A collection of 45 cow jokes for kids. These are school appropriate and are great for telling at the lunch table, in the classroom, or even on long road trips. Enjoys!

1. Why did the cow cross the road?

Answer

To get to the udder side

2. What is as big as a cow but weighs nothing?

Answer

His shadow

3. What did the calf say to the silo?

Answer

Is my fodder in there?

4. What do you call a sleeping cow?

Answer

A bulldozer

5. What did one dairy cow say to the other?

Answer

Got milk?

6. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Answer

Because they lactose

7. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

Answer

Milk and quackers

8. Why do cows wear bells?

Answer

Because their horns don’t work

9. How do farmers count their cows?

Answer

They use a cowculator

10. What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?

Answer

An udder failure

11. What do you get when you cross a cow with a Smurf?

Answer

Blue cheese

12. What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch?

Answer

Beef jerky

13. What game do cows like to play at parties?

Answer

Moosical chairs

14. Where does a cow get his news?

Answer

From the moos paper

15. How do you keep a cow quiet?

Answer

Press the moooote button

16. Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?

Answer

He was too much of a bully

17. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?

Answer

A shadow

18. What sound would you hear if you dropped a bomb on a cow?

Answer

Cowboom

19. Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Answer

To get to the Milky Way

20. What do cows like to do for entertainment?

Answer

Go to the mooovies

21. What do cows get sick with?

Answer

Hay Fever

22. What do cows get as a reward when they do all their chores?

Answer

Mooney

23. What do you call a cow that’s sent overseas by boat?

Answer

Shipped beef

24. What do you call a cow that’s standing on the barn floor?

Answer

Ground beef

25. What do you call a cow with no front legs?

Answer

Lean beef

26. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?

Answer

A Milk Dud

27. What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

Answer

A steak out

28. What two members of the cow family go with you everywhere you go?

Answer

Your calves

29. What do you get from an invisible cow?

Answer

Evaporated milk

30. What do you get from a brown cow?

Answer

Chocolate milk

31. What do you get when you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

Answer

A cockerpoodlemoo

32. When a bull wants to listen to music what does he put on his head?

Answer

Steer phones
 

33. Where do milk shakes come from?

Answer

Nervous cows

34. What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Answer

Sir Loin

35. What gives milk and has a horn?

Answer

A milk truck

36. What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Answer

Hare in your milk

37. If you had twenty cows and ten goats what would you have? 

Answer

A lot of milk

38. Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

Answer

He wanted rich milk

39. What is the golden rule for cows?

Answer

Do unto udders as you would want udders to do to unto you

40. What is the most important use for cowhide?

Answer

To hold the cow together

41. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

Answer

A moosician

42. What has four legs and says, “Oom, Oom?”

Answer

A cow walking backwards

43. Where do baby cows go for lunch?

Answer

The calfeteria

44 What happened to the lost cattle?

Answer

Nobody’s herd

45. Why was the cow so proud?

Answer

Because she was “outstanding” in her field

Well, there you have it, your list of 45 funny cow jokes for kids to get the laughter started. We hope you will enjoy them and keep the laughter roaring. Have fun!