This list of 45 funny cow jokes for kids to keep everyone entertained in any situation is exactly what you need right now.
Does your family enjoy having fun and laughing together? Do they enjoy telling jokes until you’ve heard the same ones over and over again? Well, guess what? We have just what you need right here in one place.
Cow Jokes for Kids
1. Why did the cow cross the road?
2. What is as big as a cow but weighs nothing?
3. What did the calf say to the silo?
4. What do you call a sleeping cow?
5. What did one dairy cow say to the other?
6. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
7. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
8. Why do cows wear bells?
9. How do farmers count their cows?
10. What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
11. What do you get when you cross a cow with a Smurf?
12. What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch?
13. What game do cows like to play at parties?
14. Where does a cow get his news?
15. How do you keep a cow quiet?
16. Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
17. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
18. What sound would you hear if you dropped a bomb on a cow?
19. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
20. What do cows like to do for entertainment?
21. What do cows get sick with?
22. What do cows get as a reward when they do all their chores?
23. What do you call a cow that’s sent overseas by boat?
24. What do you call a cow that’s standing on the barn floor?
25. What do you call a cow with no front legs?
26. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
27. What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
28. What two members of the cow family go with you everywhere you go?
29. What do you get from an invisible cow?
30. What do you get from a brown cow?
31. What do you get when you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
32. When a bull wants to listen to music what does he put on his head?
33. Where do milk shakes come from?
34. What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
35. What gives milk and has a horn?
36. What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?
37. If you had twenty cows and ten goats what would you have?
38. Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
39. What is the golden rule for cows?
40. What is the most important use for cowhide?
41. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
42. What has four legs and says, “Oom, Oom?”
43. Where do baby cows go for lunch?
44 What happened to the lost cattle?
45. Why was the cow so proud?
Well, there you have it, your list of 45 funny cow jokes for kids to get the laughter started. We hope you will enjoy them and keep the laughter roaring. Have fun!
These jokes will win your kids over when you start throwing them out there, and before it’s over, the belly laughs will be heard all over the place. Consider using these jokes when you’re on a long road trip, you know after all the road trip games have gotten old.
Maybe you might want to use them at a farm-themed birthday party, or even at the dinner table, but no matter when you want to use them, they will be a hit with everyone in the family.
