40 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

A collection of knock knock jokes for kids.

We have compiled some of our best knock knock jokes for kids. Not only will you find them funny but entertaining as well. These jokes are great for kids to tell at school, on the bus, and at home.

A collection of kids knock knock jokes.

1. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Bee Hive.
Bee Hive who?
Bee Hive yourself!

2. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cattle Drive.
Cattle Drive Who?
My Cattle Drive your dog crazy!

3. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cher who?
Cher would be nice of you to open this door.

4. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken who?
Just Chicken out your door knocker.

5. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cohen who?
Cohen home now.

6. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Estelle who?
Estelle waiting for you to open this door!

7. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Goddess who?
We Goddess stop meeting like this.

8. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Eudora who?
Eudora stuck. I’ll come through the window.

9. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut be afraid. It’s just me.

10. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ed Rather.
Ed Rather who?
Ed Rather not say!

11. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Banana Who?
…..Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Banana Who?
…..Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Banana Who?
…..Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 

12. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ida Klein.
Ida Klein who?
Ida Klein to answer that question.

13. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle who?
Isabelle broken?

14. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Isadore who?
Isadore stuck?

15. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad…

A collection of the best knock knock jokes for kids.

16. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Juan who?
Juan good turn deserves another!

17. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Albie who?
Albie seeing you.

18. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Nemo who?
Nemo time to think of a joke.

19. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes…

20. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Saul and Terry.
Saul and Terry who?
Saul and Terry confinement.

21. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Stan and Bea.
Stan and Bea who?
Stan Dupp and Bea Counted.

22. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Sven who?
Sven are you going to open the door?

23. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
The Ghost.
The Ghost who?
The Ghost is clear; you can come out!

24. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Unaware who?
Don’t look now, but your Unaware is showing!
Who’s there.
Tom Sawyer?
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Saw yer Unaware.
Who’s there?
Esau who?
Esau it too!

25. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Vaughn who?
Vaughn are you going to open this door?

26. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Whitmore who?
Whitmore time I could open it myself!

27. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Uncle who?
Uncle we meet again, good-bye!

28. Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger!

29. Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas!

30. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull… !

31. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas!

32. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

33. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!

34. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas

35. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah who?
Noah body . . . April Fool’s!

36. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah who?
Noah fooling this time . . . it’s really me!

37. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah. Noah who?
Noah something?
It’s still April Fool’s!

38. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beets. Beets who?
Beets me!

39. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter. Butter who?
Butter let me in before i’m freezing!

40. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Leash. Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

There you have it, 40 funny knock knock jokes for kids. We hope you have enjoyed some good laughs. Looking for more jokes? Check out our list of clean jokes for kids and our cross the road jokes.

A collection of 37 funny knock knock jokes for kids. These jokes are sure to deliver the laughs. These jokes are great for school, home, and anywhere in-between.