58 Weather Jokes for Kids to Make Everyone Laugh

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Enjoy some kid-friendly weather jokes for kids. Whether you are a teacher and want to tell them in a classroom or are a parent and want to tell them to your child, you will find suitable.

Another great idea is to use them as lunchbox jokes. Simply include one or more of the jokes with your kid’s lunch to help give them some midday joy.


1. Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?

A: Udder disaster!

2. What did the one tornado say to the other?

A: Let’s twist again like we did last summer.

3. What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

4. What happens when fog lifts in California?


5. What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

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6. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?

A: My plop is bigger than your plop.

7. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

A: Because she expected some change in the weather.

8. What’s the difference between weather and climate?

A: You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.

9. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

11. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

A: Foul (fowl) weather.

12. What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

13. How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?

A: Go outside and look up.

14. The only type of lightning that loves playing sports is?

A: A ball lightning

15. What did the tornado say to a car?

A: Wanna go for a spin?

16. What bow can’t be used on a person’s hair?

A: A rainbow

17. The opposite of a cold front is?

A: A warm back

18. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

A: Thunderwear

19. What must go up when the rain comes down?

A: An umbrella

20. Never fight with a cloud – why?

A: He will just storm out on you!

21. What does it called when it’s raining for a full month straight?

A: England

22. What is the favorite type of candy for a mountain?

A: Snow caps

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23. What do you get when you sit on snow for too long?

A: Polaroids

24. Can bees fly in the rain?

A: Only if they wear their yellow jackets

25. What is a wet bear called?

A: A drizzly bear!

26. What does it called before it rains candy?

A: A sprinkle

27. The only time it rains money from the sky is?

A: When there is ” change ” in the weather

28. Where do snow men keep their cash?

A: In a snow bank!

29. What is common between electricity and lightning?

A: Electricity is just organized lightning

30. What a bolt lightning say to anyone else every day?

A: You’re shocking!

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31. When are your eyes not really eyes?

A: When the cold wind makes them water

32. How does a volcano show love?

A: He says I Lava you!

33. I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer

A: But he did had a terrible fall

34. Why does Snoop Dog needs an umbrella?

A: Fo’ drizzle

35. Where do lightnings go on a date?

A: To cloud nine

36. The laziest cloud is?

A: A fog

37. How do you prevent a winter cold?

A: Catch it during the summer

38. How come the sun is so smart?

A: Because it has over 5,000 degrees

39. Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?

A: To get some well needed rust

40. When you’re cold and angry, you eat what?

A: A brrr, grrrr

41. Which day is the best day to go to the beach?

A: Sun-day obviously

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42. Why do bananas put sunscreen when they go to the beach?

A: Because they get peel

43. What does anyone listen too, but no one takes seriously?

A: The weather report

44. What is a Mexican weather report?

Chilli today – Hot Tamale

45. Lightning storms can be very striking

46. It’s so hot today that when I saw a heatwave, I just waved back

47. Two straight days of rain in Seattle is called?

A: The weekend

48. Why is the woman who wears sunglasses so sad?

A: Because she takes a very dim view of things

49. The only thing that doesn’t get any wetter even when it rains?

A: The ocean

50. Why did the weather need privacy?

A: It’s changing

51. A tornado favorite game is?

A: Twister

52. What does a person who is so sure he is right called?

A: Right as rain

53. Why you should always avoid tornado chasers?

A: They are always passing wind!

54. What does day-light saving time means in Seattle?

A: An extra hour of rain

55. What is hail?

A: Just hard boiled rain

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56. Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?

A: To make grilled lightning

57. What do you get if you mix a shark and a snowman?

A: A snow bite

58. Where do snowmen likes to dance?

A: At snow ball

We hope you have enjoyed these weather jokes for kids. How did you use them? Did you tell them to the classroom?

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