These bird jokes for kids are sure to get a chuckle from the little ones. Whether it’s at home or in the classroom, these kid appropriate jokes can be shared anywhere.
Another great option is to send a joke a day included in your child’s lunch. When they go to take their lunch out, they will find a joke that could fill them up with some midday cheer.
Bird Jokes
1. What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin falling down the stairs!
![An animated picture of a bird and bird seed with the joke "when does a teacher carry birdseed?"](https://kidactivities.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/bird-joke-1.jpg)
2. When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
3. What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!
![An animated picture of flamingos with the joke "why does a flamingo lift up one leg?](https://kidactivities.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/bird-joke-2.jpg)
4. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!
5. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
![A animated picture of a duck and a vampire with the joke "what's got wings, feathers, and fangs?"](https://kidactivities.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/bird-joke-3.jpg)
6. What’s got wings, feathers, and fangs?
Count Duckula.
7. What does an eagle like to write with?
A bald-point pen.
![An animated picture of a store and a peacock with the joke "where does a peacock go when it loses it's tail?"](https://kidactivities.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/bird-joke-4.jpg)
8. Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store!
9. What books did the owl like?
Hoot-dunits!
![A animated picture of a parrot and a shark with the joke "what do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?"](https://kidactivities.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/bird-joke-5.jpg)
10. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off.
11. How do lovebirds dance?
Chick to chick.
![An animated picture of a bird and a jar with the joke, "What do you give a sick bird?"](https://kidactivities.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/bird-joke-6.jpg)
12. What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
13. What figure is like a lost parrot?
A polygon
14. Which animal grows down?
A duck.
15. What does a duck like to eat with soup?
Quackers
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We hope you have enjoyed this collection of bird jokes. If you liked them, share them with others. Laughter is a great way to brighten someone’s day.
16. Why does a bird poop?
For good luck
17. What is the smartest bird in the world?
A spelling bee
18. Are birds funny?
Sure! They quack me up!
19. Do bees spy on their friend birds?
Sure, they use bee-noculars
20. I feel like this post has gotten out of hand, do you?
No, it just flew away from your hand
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Check out some of our other kid-friendly jokes:
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bears
- Dinosaurs
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
- Elephant Jokes
Holiday jokes
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween
- Thanksgiving
- All Winter time Jokes: Good All Winter, Reindeer, Christmas
- Valentine
- St. Patrick’s Day
- Easter
- April Fools Day