15 Funny Bird Jokes for Kids

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These bird jokes for kids are sure to get a chuckle from the little ones. Whether it’s at home or in the classroom, these kid appropriate jokes can be shared anywhere.

Another great option is to send a joke a day included in your child’s lunch. When they go to take their lunch out, they will find a joke that could fill them up with some midday cheer.

Bird Jokes

1. What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin falling down the stairs!

An animated picture of a bird and bird seed with the joke "when does a teacher carry birdseed?"

2. When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!

3. What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!

An animated picture of flamingos with the joke "why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

4. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!

5. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!

A animated picture of a duck and a vampire with the joke "what's got wings, feathers, and fangs?"

6. What’s got wings, feathers, and fangs?
Count Duckula.

7. What does an eagle like to write with?
A bald-point pen.

An animated picture of a store and a peacock with the joke "where does a peacock go when it loses it's tail?"

8. Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store!

9. What books did the owl like?
Hoot-dunits!

A animated picture of a parrot and a shark with the joke "what do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?"

10. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off.

11. How do lovebirds dance?
Chick to chick.

An animated picture of a bird and a jar with the joke, "What do you give a sick bird?"

12. What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!

13. What figure is like a lost parrot?
A polygon

14. Which animal grows down?
A duck.

15. What does a duck like to eat with soup?
Quackers

We hope you have enjoyed this collection of bird jokes. If you liked them, share them with others. Laughter is a great way to brighten someone’s day.

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