15 Funny Elephant Jokes for Kids

A collection of elephant jokes for kids

If you are looking for laughs as big as an elephant, take a look at these funny elephant jokes for kids.

These jokes are kid-appropriate and can be shared at school, home, and anywhere in-between.

Elephant Jokes

1. How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Look for elephant tracks in the butter.

2. How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?

Your nose is touching the ceiling.

3. How do you make an elephant float?

Add two scoops of ice cream and a can of root beer to one elephant.

4. Why do elephants wear sandals?

So that they don’t sink in the sand.

5. Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?

To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.

6. What’s gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get well elephant.

7. Which is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk.

8. Who is the most famous singing female elephant?

Elephants Gerald.

9. Why are elephants wrinkled?

Have you ever tried to iron one?

10. Why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach?

Because they can’t keep their trunks up.

11. Why did the elephant paint himself orange?

So he could hide in the pumpkin patch.

12. Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the strawberry patch.

13. Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?

So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.

14. Why do elephants eat raw food?

Because they don’t know how to cook.

15. Why do elephants rarely travel by plane?

It’s tough to get their trunks in the overhead bins.

A collection of 15 funny elephant jokes for kids.

In Summary

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