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34 Funny Farm Animal Jokes Appropriate for Kids

By Tony | Updated | Reviewed by: Diana Lecontee

The farm doesn’t have to be all work and no play. Below you will find our collection of farm animal jokes for kids.

You will find these jokes appropriate for kids of all ages. You can share them with your students in the classroom, at home at the dinner table, or include one with their lunch each day.

Farm Animal Jokes

1. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.

2. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!

3. What did the egg say to the other egg?
Let’s get cracking!

4. What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?
Mooo-ve over.

5. Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
It was a chicken.

6. Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

7. What do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries

8. What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig

9. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.

10. What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
Milk and quackers.

11. What would you see at a chicken show?
Hentertainment

12. What did the duck say when he’d finished shopping?
Put it on my bill, please.

13. What do you get if you cross rabbits and termites?
Bugs bunnies

14. Why do ducks watch the news?
To get the feather forecast.

15. What says `quick, quick’?
A duck with hiccups.

16. What happened when the chicken slept under the car?
She woke up “oily” the next morning.

17. What do pigs put on sore toes?
Oinkment!

18. What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
Hare in your milk!

19. Why do cows use the doorbell?
Because their horns don’t work!

20. What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was an udder catastrophe!

21. Where do cows go on Friday night? 
To the moo-vies.

22. Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
Because he wanted chocolate milk.

23. What would you get if you crossed a rooster with a giraffe?
An animal that wakes up people who live on the top floor.

24. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.

25. Where does a hog look when he can’t spell very well?
The pigtionary.

26. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

27. Why do roosters never get rich?
Because they work for chicken feed.

28. What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?
A fence.

29. What kind of beans can’t grow in a garden?
Jelly Beans

30. What did the duck detective say to his parter?
Let’s quack this case!

31. What did the snake say in the movie theatre?
Shhhh

32. Why did the pig hide the soap?
He heard the owner yelling ” hogwash!”

33. Which bull doesn’t have any horns?
A bull frog

34. What did the dairy cow say to the other?
Got milk?

A collection of 29 funny farm animal jokes for kids. Appropriate for kids of all ages.

In Summary

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Tony

A father to three young boys with a passion of homeschooling. I am always seeking new ways to help them learn, grow, and have fun. I have a passion for traveling with the family and exposing our kids to new experiences and life lessons.