14 Reindeer Jokes for Kids

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Reindeer Jokes

Tis the season! You’ve probably just finished up Thanksgiving, now it’s time to get into full-blown Christmas mode. The holidays can get overwhelming and stressful.

Nothing lightens the mood more than some funny reindeer jokes. Whether you are looking to tell them to kids or send your kids to school equipped with some holiday humor, these will do the trick.

You will find these kid-friendly reindeer jokes to be of clean humor, making them suitable for people of all ages.

A collection of funny reindeer jokes for kids.

Clean Reindeer Jokes

1. What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Answer

This one will sleigh you!

2. Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Answer

Because they would look silly in plastic macs!

3. How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Answer

Don’t feed it!

4. Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Answer

Because his brown ones were all muddy!

5. How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
Answer

Just long enough to reach the ground!

6. Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
Answer

Because he didn’t want to be recognized!

7. Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
Answer

The smallest ones!

8. Where do you find reindeer?
Answer

It depends on where you leave them!

9. How many legs does a reindeer have?
Answer

Six. Forelegs at the front and two at the back!

10. What’s the difference between a cookie and a reindeer?
Answer

You can’t dunk a reindeer in your tea!

11. When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby?
Answer

When it’s a baby reindeer!

12. If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?
Answer

A retail shop!

13. Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
Answer

Because they’re the only ones who know where they itch!

14. I can lift a reindeer with one hand.
I bet you can’t.
Well, you find me a reindeer with one hand and I’ll lift it!

Conclusion 

There you have it, some funny reindeer jokes. How did you use them? Did you tell them to a child? Did you send them to school with your child? However they were delivered, we hope you got a few chuckles. If you want some more funny jokes, check out the pages below.

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