Snowman Jokes
These snowman jokes are perfect for telling children as they are clean and child-appropriate.
Whether you are a teacher looking to deliver some snowman puns or are a parent looking to send your little comedian to school with some clean jokes, we got you covered.
When is the perfect time to use snowman jokes? How about during a winter or snowman themed day in the classroom?
Maybe you just listened to a snowman-themed song or watched a snowman themed movie.
your children just came in from building a delightful snowman. These are all great opportunities to use these funny jokes.
Snowman Jokes for Kids
1. Where does a snowman keep his money?
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2. What’s a good holiday tip?
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3. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
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4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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5. What do you call an old snowman?
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6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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7. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
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8. Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
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9. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
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10. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
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11. What did Frosty call his cow?
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12. What do you call a Snowman on rollerblades?
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13. What did the snowman order at McDonald’s?
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14. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
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15. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
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16. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
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17. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
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18. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
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19. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
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20. Where do Snowmen go to dance?
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21. Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
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22. How does a Snowman get to work?
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23. What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
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24. What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
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25. What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
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26. What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
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27. How do snowmen greet each other?
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28. How do snowmen read their e-mails?
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29. What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
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30. Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?
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31. Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
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32. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
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33. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
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34. What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
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35. Who are Frosty’s parents?
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36. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
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37. What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
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38. What else does Frosty eat for breakfast?
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39. Where do Frosty and his wife go dancing?
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40. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
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41. What does Frosty call ice?
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42. What kind of cake does Frosty like?
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43. What kind of cake does Frosty like?
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44. Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one said to the other
‘Can you smell carrot?’
The second replied, ‘No, but I can taste coal.’
Conclusion
There you have it, 44 funny snowman jokes for kids. How did you use them? How do you plan on using them?
Many of these jokes are silly and can get someone to chuckle just based on their sheer goofiness.
Looking for some more funny jokes? Check out our list below.
- School & Computers
- Food Jokes
- Animals: Cats, Dogs, Elephants, Variety, Animals that live on Farm
- Bear Jokes
- Dinosaurs Jokes
- Sports: Baseball-Football-General
- Jokes Insects, Fleas, Flies, Spiders
- Winter Jokes
HOLIDAY JOKES
- Patriotic (Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Patriotic Theme, Uncle Sam, Presidents Day)
- Halloween Jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes
- Valentine Jokes
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- April Fools Day Jokes
- Christmas Jokes
