You will love these funny baseball jokes for kids if you know one or more kids that love baseball, and that’s pretty much everyone right?
These clean jokes are great to share with a baseball team, in the classroom, or at home with your parents and siblings.
In our list you will find jokes about pitchers, catchers and everything in between, making it the most complete list for the sports fans. We are also pretty sure you will find a few here you never heard before.
Take me out to the ball game and let’s get started with the list of kids baseball jokes.
Kids Baseball Jokes
1. What does baseball have in common with pancakes?
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2. What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
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3. What did the baseball player do when the coach said to steal second?
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4. Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
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5. Where should a baseball player never wear red?
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6. What do baseball players eat on?
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7. Why don’t baseball players join unions?
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8. Why are baseball players so rich?
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9. When should baseball players wear armor?
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10. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?
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11. Why did the baseball team hire a cook?
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12. Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?
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13. Where does a bat go to get clean?
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14. Why did the sliding shorts went to so many sporting games?
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15. How do baseball players stay cool?
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16. Why did the baseball player bring string to the game?
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17. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the team?
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18. Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?
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19. Which player on the field wears the biggest cleats ?
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20. Which state should the Pittsburgh pirates move to?
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21. Where do bats wash up?
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22. Why didn’t the skeleton play baseball?
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23. Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
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24. What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
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25. Why was Cinderella kicked out of the baseball team?
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26. What has 18 legs and catches flies?
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27. How do baseball players keep in touch?
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28. Which baseball player gets to hold the water?
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29. What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
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30. Why are singers good at baseball?
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31. Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?
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32. Why are baseball games played at night?
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33. Why are frogs good outfielders?
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34. Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
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35. What is a popular rule in zebra baseball?
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In Summary
We hope you have enjoyed these funny baseball jokes for kids. Who did you share them with? Students? Kids on the baseball team? We hope you were able to get some smiles and chuckles. For more funny jokes, check out the links below.
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