35 Funny Baseball Jokes for Kids

You will love these funny baseball jokes for kids if you know one or more kids that love baseball, and that’s pretty much everyone right?

These clean jokes are great to share with a baseball team, in the classroom, or at home with your parents and siblings.

In our list you will find jokes about pitchers, catchers and everything in between, making it the most complete list for the sports fans. We are also pretty sure you will find a few here you never heard before.

Take me out to the ball game and let’s get started with the list of kids baseball jokes.

Kids Baseball Jokes

What does baseball have in common with pancakes jokes.

1. What does baseball have in common with pancakes?

They both rely on the batter!

2. What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet? 

A throw rug

3. What did the baseball player do when the coach said to steal second?

He stole the base and went home.

Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform joke.

4. Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?

New Jersey.

5. Where should a baseball player never wear red?

In the bull pen

6. What do baseball players eat on?

Home plates!

Why don't baseball players join unions joke.

7. Why don’t baseball players join unions?

Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes

8. Why are baseball players so rich?

Because they play on diamonds!

9. When should baseball players wear armor?

When they play knight games

Shortstop baseball joke.

10. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?

From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.

11. Why did the baseball team hire a cook?

They needed a good batter.

12. Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?

They both have foul mouths!

Where does a bat go to et clean joke.

13. Where does a bat go to get clean?

The Bat Tub

14. Why did the sliding shorts went to so many sporting games?

It was an athletic supporter

15. How do baseball players stay cool?

They sit next to the fans

16. Why did the baseball player bring string to the game?

So he could tie the score

17. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the team?

They needed some team spirit

18. Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?

He wanted a sales pitch

19. Which player on the field wears the biggest cleats ?

The one with the biggest feet!

20. Which state should the Pittsburgh pirates move to?


21. Where do bats wash up?

At the bat tub

22. Why didn’t the skeleton play baseball?

His heart wasn’t in it

23. Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base or from 2nd base to 3rd base?

2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle

24. What keeps the beat in a baseball song?

The base-line

25. Why was Cinderella kicked out of the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

26. What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team!

27. How do baseball players keep in touch?

They touch base every once in a while

28. Which baseball player gets to hold the water?

The pitcher

29. What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?

A fly swatter

30. Why are singers good at baseball?

They have a perfect pitch

31. Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?

You just missed it!

32. Why are baseball games played at night?

Because bats sleep during the day

33. Why are frogs good outfielders?

They never miss a fly

34. Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget about it, it’s over your head

35. What is a popular rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you’re out!

In Summary

We hope you have enjoyed these funny baseball jokes for kids. Who did you share them with? Students? Kids on the baseball team? We hope you were able to get some smiles and chuckles. For more funny jokes, check out the links below.

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