14 Funny Baseball Jokes for Kids

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If you know one or more kids that love baseball, then you will love these funny baseball jokes specifically for kids.

These clean jokes are great to share with a baseball team, in the classroom, or at home. They can make great lunch box jokes as well.

Simply write or print it out and include it in your child’s lunchbox. When your child goes to eat their lunch they will find the humorous gift and it will make for a good midday chuckle. You may find they will even share it with their friends sitting next to them.

Take me out to the ball game and let’s get started with the list of kids baseball jokes.

Baseball Jokes

What does baseball have in common with pancakes jokes.

1. What does baseball have in common with pancakes?
Answer

They both rely on the batter!

2. What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet? 
Answer

A throw rug

3. What did the baseball player do when the coach said to steal second?
Answer

He stole the base and went home.

Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform joke.

4. Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
Answer

New Jersey.

5. Where should a baseball player never wear red?
Answer

In the bull pen

6. What do baseball players eat on?
Answer

Home plates!

Why don't baseball players join unions joke.

7. Why don’t baseball players join unions?
Answer

Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes

8. Why are baseball players so rich?
Answer

Because they play on diamonds!

9. When should baseball players wear armor?
Answer

When they play knight games

Shortstop baseball joke.

10. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?
Answer

From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.

11. Why did the baseball team hire a cook?
Answer

They needed a good batter.

12. Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?
Answer

They both have foul mouths!

Where does a bat go to et clean joke.

13. Where does a bat go to get clean?
Answer

The Bat Tub

14. Why was the baseball player at the store?
Answer

For a sales pitch.

In Summary

We hope you have enjoyed these funny baseball jokes for kids. Who did you share them with? Students? Kids on the baseball team? We hope you were able to get some smiles and chuckles. For more funny jokes, check out the links below.

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