If you know one or more kids that love baseball, then you will love these funny baseball jokes specifically for kids.
These clean jokes are great to share with a baseball team, in the classroom, or at home. They can make great lunch box jokes as well.
Simply write or print it out and include it in your child’s lunchbox. When your child goes to eat their lunch they will find the humorous gift and it will make for a good midday chuckle. You may find they will even share it with their friends sitting next to them.
Take me out to the ball game and let’s get started with the list of kids baseball jokes.
Baseball Jokes
1. What does baseball have in common with pancakes?
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2. What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
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3. What did the baseball player do when the coach said to steal second?
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4. Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
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5. Where should a baseball player never wear red?
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6. What do baseball players eat on?
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7. Why don’t baseball players join unions?
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8. Why are baseball players so rich?
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9. When should baseball players wear armor?
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10. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?
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11. Why did the baseball team hire a cook?
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12. Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?
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13. Where does a bat go to get clean?
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14. Why was the baseball player at the store?
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In Summary
We hope you have enjoyed these funny baseball jokes for kids. Who did you share them with? Students? Kids on the baseball team? We hope you were able to get some smiles and chuckles. For more funny jokes, check out the links below.
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- Easter
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