Funny Jokes and One-liners for a Fun Time

Share these funny jokes that are appropriate for kids and school to make the whole group laugh out loud. From funny one-liners to hilarious images to even dad jokes and corny ones, this list has it all.

Funny Jokes for kids list

1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Answer

Pouch potato!

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer

Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Answer - View Image

Fsh!

4. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Answer

Ten-tickles!

5. What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer

An egg!

6. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer

Because it was two tired!

7. What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer

An impasta!

8. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Answer

Time to get a new clock!

9. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer

Ground beef!

10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer

In case he got a hole in one!

11. Why did the snail go to the library?
Answer

He wanted to learn shell-ebration!

12. Why did the snail go to the library?
Answer


He wanted to learn shell-ebration!

13. How do you make a pirate angry?
Answer

Take away their “arrrgh”!

14. What do you call a fish with no jokes? 
Answer

A shellfish comedian!

15. What kind of music do balloons listen to?
Answer

Pop music!

16. Why did the library book cry?
Answer


Because it was overdue!

17. Why did the zebra cross the road?
Answer

To get to the neigh-borhood grocery store!

18. What do you call a bee with no money?
Answer

Buzzed broke!

19. What do you call a sleepy bull?
Answer

A bull-dozer!

20. What do you call a grumpy snowman?
Answer

A blizzardful!

21. Why did the scarecrow need a new job?
Answer

He was feeling stuffed!